Friday, July 2, 2010

Prescription for Success

by Lupe Fernandez

Psssst... Hey you. Yeah you. Come here. Want a little something to help you write? Sure you do. It won't hurt a bit.

Fill out the form and take it to your nearest Writerologist.*


CHARACTERAXIN - Strengthens Character Development, Separates Protagonists from Antagonists
Possible side-effects include Confusion, Too Much Dialogue, Offending Relatives, Narcissism, One-Dimensionality and Burping.
PLOTTINE - Eases Events in Coherent Format
Possible side-effects include Confusion, Repetitive, Car Crashes, Exposition, Five Sub-Plots, Watching TV, Plagiarism and Rashes.
STORYOPLAN - Increases Inspiration and Originality
Possible side-effects include Confusion, Blank Page Syndrome, Taking Too Many Classes, Depression, Eating Chocolate Chip Cookies and Hiccups.
*Pen & Ink Management assumes no liability for rejection letters, procrastination or investigation by the FDA.

7 comments:

  1. LOL!! Another strong dose of humor, Lupe . . .

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  2. Ooh, the side effects are scary, but I think worth the risks. Get me some Plottine now!

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  3. Personally I think I need some Storyoplan

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  4. ASterling, Lori and Susan - Better Life Through Chemistry.

    Sincerely,
    Dr. PhD

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  5. Very funny! I notice there are no refills though. :)

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  6. Dear Karen,

    Pen & Ink promotes moderation when using chemical substances...except for chocolate.

    Sincerely,
    Senor Cocoa

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  7. 一個人的價值,應該看他貢獻了什麼,而不是他取得了什麼............................................................

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