Orders gourmet chocolate for home delivery by attractive person.
Gimme The Money!
Calculates amount of money spend on writing manuscript. Displays countdown of dwindling bank account.
BUY NOW! NOW! NOW!
Batteries and SAR shield not included.
Not recommended for use near pregnant women, turtleneck sweaters, pace makers, Tequila bottles, stock market, post cards, granny apples, apple pie, apple cheeks and the hat check girl at Hip & Trendy's.