by Lupe Fernandez
My true love gave to me:
Twelve Movie Options
Eleven Newbery Awards
Ten White House Invitations
Nine Weeks as Best Seller
Eight City Tour
Seven Keynote Speeches
Six Figure Advances
Five Book Contracts
Four Publishers Bidding
Three Books Covers
Two Editors Editing
and an Agent in a pear tree.
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| Have a cookie. You'll feel better. |
Until next year devoted readers, hasta la luego.
I'm reading. Thanks for the Christmas Eve post. But I'm not writing. Maybe next week! It's a tough week for me. I'm going in search of cookies.
ReplyDeleteDid you check out our 12 Days of Writing for the depressed? It goes well with cookies.
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:D I wish you all this and more!
ReplyDeleteHo, ho, ho.
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Santa Adjective
Thanks Lupe. This is great and I love the 2.o Grinch version just as much.
ReplyDeleteI'm of a 2.0 Grinch version myself.
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Another Reject Slip
Hope all your wishes come true!
ReplyDeletexo Amy
Thanks for reading, Amy. It's nice to know that a pro pays attention to us.
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Grateful Gerund
Love it! Made me smile on Christmas morning! Hugs to you all.
ReplyDeleteWe aim to please, Nancy.
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Santa's Superlative
This would be quite lovely, wouldn't it? Happy New Year!
ReplyDeleteI close my eyes, tap my keyboard three times and repeat "There's no place like publishing."
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Wicked Adjective
Any chance your "true love" would send some of these my way, too? :-)
ReplyDeleteWishing you all a productive and prosperous New Year.
Dear Carmela,
DeleteWe're beaming our encyclopedic encephalitic emissions to you.
Sincerely,
Corpus Collusion
Super fun! I hope your true love comes through! (And remembers your blog friends, too.)
ReplyDeleteHappy 2013!
Dear Dawn,
DeleteMy true love sent me a query letter with the first ten pages of our life together.
Sincerely,
Slush Pile