I haven't got a post in my head, so here is a list of Holidays, should you be searching for a topic of conversation. I took the from two different sites, so you can choose.
The first Calendar is from Holiday Insights
They failed to mention that April 19th is the anniversary of the Battle of Concord and Lexington. But
| Saturday April 23 | Talk Like Shakespeare Day Duh. It's Shakespeare's birthday. Shoot him a card. |
| Sunday, April 2 | Hug an Australian Day |
| Monday, April 27 | Babe Ruth Day |
| Thursday, April 30 | |
| Friday, May 1 | Mother Goose Day |
| Sunday, May 3 | Lumpy Rug Day |
| Monday, May 4 | Star Wars Day |
| Wednesday, May 6 | No Diet Day |
| Friday, May 8 | No Socks Day |
| Monday, May 11 | Eat What You Want Day |
| Tuesday, May 12 | Limerick Day |
| Wednesday, May 13 | Frog Jumping Day |
| Thursday, May 14 | National Chicken Dance Day |
| Friday, May 15 | National Chocolate Chip Day |
| Saturday, May 16 | National Sea Monkey Day |
| Sunday, May 17 | Pack Rat Day |
| Monday, May 18 | Visit Your Relatives Day |
| Thursday, May 21 | National Waiters and Waitresses Day |
| Monday, May 25 | National Tap Dance Day |
Sunday, May 31 The Next list is From Holiday Insights18 International Juggler's Day - also applies to multi tasking office workers18 Newspaper Columnists Day 18 Patriot's Day - third Monday of the month 19 National Garlic Day 20 Look Alike Day 20 Volunteer Recognition Day 21 Kindergarten Day 21 National High Five Day third Thursday 22 Girl Scout Leader Day 22 National Jelly Bean Day 23 Lover's Day 23 National Zucchini Bread Day - they hold this at a time when you are not sick of all that zucchini. 23 Take a Chance Day 23 World Laboratory Day 24 Pig in a Blanket Day 25 East meets West Day 25 World Penguin Day 26 Hug an Australian Day 26 National Pretzel Day 26 Richter Scale Day 27 Administrative Professionals Day (Executive Admin's Day, Secretary's Day) - date varies 27 Babe Ruth Day 27 National Prime Rib Day 27 Tell a Story Day 28 International Astronomy Day 28 Great Poetry Reading Day 28 Kiss Your Mate Day - guys, do not forget this one. Kiss her, then read her some poetry. 28 Take Your Daughter to Work 4th Thursday 29 Arbor Day -last Friday of month 29 Greenery Day 29 National Shrimp Scampi Day 30 Hairstyle Appreciation Day 30 National Honesty Day | World Tobacco Day |
Sue, I love the idea of a Mother Goose Day. But is this perhaps the 2015 calendar? I'm confused.
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ReplyDeleteVERBUM SAT SAPIENTI: As an ex-writer of the sassy, savvy, schizophenia we all go through in this lifelong demise, I just wanna help U.S. git past the whorizontal more!ass! we're in (Latin: words to [the] wise)...
"This finite existence is only a test, son," God Almighty told me in my coma. "Far beyond thy earthly tempest is where you'll find corpulent eloquence" (paraphrased). Lemme tella youse without d'New Joisey accent...
I actually saw Seventh-Heaven when we died, dear: you couldn't GET any moe curly, party-hardy-endorphins, extravagantly-surplus-lush Upstairs when my beautifull, brilliant, bombastic girl passed-away due to those wry, sardonic satires.
"Those who are wise will shine as brightly as the expanse of the Heavens, and those who have instructed many in uprightousness as bright as stars for all eternity" -Daniel 12:3
Here's also what the prolific, exquisite GODy sed: 'the more you shall honor Me, the more I shall bless you' -the Infant Jesus of Prague.
Go git'm, girl. You're incredible. See you Upstairs. I won't be joining'm in the nasty Abyss where Isis prowls
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