Showing posts with label Rejection. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rejection. Show all posts

Monday, July 20, 2015

Rejection Junction, what's your function?

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Rejection Junction
by Hilde Garcia

To drive me crazy? Probably.

Rejection defined:
: to refuse to believe, accept, or consider something, (like my manuscript)
: to decide not to publish (my MS) because it is not good enough- really?
: to refuse to allow (me) to join a club (like an agency), etc.

Yet that’s what we authors do- submit and get rejected. 
Day in and day out.

It’s daunting to be sure.  So why do it?

In an article I read in Psychology Today, Guy Winch discusses 10 surprising facts about rejection.  He connects how our psychological well-being is affected more than just emotionally.  It’s actually affected physically because rejection piggybacks on physical pain pathways in the brain. (Great article).

I thought, ok, I’m going to look up that well known story about Dr. Seuss and how many rejections he had, so I can feel better before I get my next rejection letter.  

And I stumbled on the site- LiteraryRejections

WOW.


It’s a list longer than the state of California. That is what surprised me the most, the sheer amount of books rejected.

I was blown away by the books that were initially rejected also, and in every case, so many times! It’s a miracle the author didn’t stop writing altogether. 

The most amazing thing is that the books rejected are LOVED by everyone else.

But why do we do it? Why even submit? Surely, we don’t deserve to be the punching bag of someone’s error in judgment?  We can spend our time doing more positive things like knitting, playing volleyball, or eating cake.

I have no good answer for you. We do it because we are writers. We are rejected because there are some people out there who get a hold of our letters first.

How do we ensure our letters find the right home?

Send it to every darn place on the planet! 

Have you sent out your query letter this week? 

I did.

Feel free to have a cookie while you read this.
(I’m only going to highlight some of the titles from the list.)



Yet in spite of their phenomenal success, every single one of these best-selling authors was initially rejected.  Literary agents and publishers informed them in an endless stream of rejection letter that nobody would be interested in reading their book.

Here is an extensive collection of the some of the biggest errors of judgment in publishing history.

The Christopher Little Literary Agency receives 12 publishing rejections in a row for their new client, until the eight-year-old daughter of a Bloomsbury editor demands to read the rest of the book. The editor agrees to publish but advises the writer to get a day job since she has little chance of making money in children’s books. Yet Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone by J.K. Rowling spawns a series where the last four novels consecutively set records as the fastest-selling books in history, on both sides of the Atlantic, with combined sales of 450 million.

If we could only let kids be the editors… after all, we write for them or for the rest of us who refuse to grow up, like Peter.

Too different from other juveniles on the market to warrant its selling.” A rejection letter sent to Dr Seuss. 300 million sales and the 9th best-selling fiction author of all time.

Obviously, they didn’t have a clue, huh?

The years of rejection do not break his spirit. He only becomes more determined to succeed. When he eventually lands a publishing deal, such is the demand for his fiction that it is translated into over 47 languages, as The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis goes on to sell over 100 million copies.

Oh my, I wonder what the rejection said. Too violent? Too fantastical?


After two years of rejections stating that her fiction would have no readership, Reilly and Lee agree to publish The One in the Middle Is the Green Kangaroo, launching the career of the best-selling author Judy Blume. Combined sales: 80 million.

Can you imagine a world without Judy Blume?


We feel that we don’t know the central character well enough.” The author does a rewrite and his protagonist becomes an icon for a generation as The Catcher In The Rye by J.D. Salinger sells 65 million.

Umm, try reading the book.

5 publishers reject L.M. Montgomery‘s debut novel. Two years after this rejection, she removes it from a hatbox and resubmits. L.C. Page & Company agrees to publish Anne of Green Gables and it goes on to sell 50 million copies.

I simply do not have words. As you know Anne is my favorite.

The Tale of Peter Rabbit by Beatrix Potter was rejected so many times she decided to self-publish 250 copies. It has now sold 45 million.

How’s that for chutzpah?  And people think self-publishing isn’t worthy. Beatrix set the standard, indeed.


The girl doesn’t, it seems to me, have a special perception or feeling which would lift that book above the ‘curiosity’ level.” Perhaps the most misguided literary critique in history. With a further 15 rejections, there remained little hope her personal thoughts would see the light of day. Eventually, Doubleday, bring the translation to the world, and The Diary of Anne Frank sells 25 million.

This one left me speechless, the other reason my daughter is named Anne.  One of the most powerful books I read as a child, one that has stayed with me ever since.  Who could possibly read it and not see her “special perception”?

An irresponsible holiday story that will never sell.” Rejection of The Wind In The Willows by Kenneth Grahame. The novel did sell: 25 million copies worldwide.

I have my copy!

Despite 14 consecutive agency rejections Stephenie Meyer‘s Twilight goes on to sell 17 million copies and spends 91 weeks on the New York Times best-seller list.

It’s a good thing she went for rejection number 15!


An absurd and uninteresting fantasy which was rubbish and dull.” Rejection letter sent to William Golding for The Lord Of The Flies. 15 million sales.

Required reading in high school since I went to school but the one book no one had to be forced to read!

Three years of rejection letters are kept in a bag under her bed. The bag becomes so heavy that she is unable to lift it. But Meg Cabot does not dwell on the failure. Instead she keeps sending out her manuscript. It gets taken and The Princess Diaries sells 15 million copies.

And I LOVE The Princess Diaries!

Too radical of a departure from traditional juvenile literature.” L. Frank Baum persists and The Wonderful Wizard Of Oz sells 15 million.

Translation- it’s too weird for kids.  No it’s too weird for the person who said this quote!

26 publishers reject A Wrinkle in Time. It wins the 1963 Newbery Medal and becomes an international best-seller. 8 million sales and counting.

HA! I am still laughing about this one.  26 rejections?  I am only on my fifth, so I have no excuse but to keep going!

Stick to teaching.” Louisa May Alcott refuses to give up on her dream. Little Women sells millions, and is still in print 140 years later. Unlike the name of the publisher who told her to give up.

Way to go Louisa!  As if teachers can’t also write! Sheesh!

Alex Haley writes for eight years and receives 200 consecutive rejections. His novel Roots becomes a publishing sensation, selling 1.5 million copies in its first seven months of release, and going on to sell 8 million. Such is the success that The Pulitzer Prize award the novel a Special Citation in 1977.

Although this one is not children’s literature, I had to include it because it’s one of my favorite novels, and because 200 is an insane number of rejections. Are there even that many agencies?  Alex Haley did not stop! And the world is lucky for his perseverance!


I feel better.  I inhaled a dark chocolate candy bar!  I'm ready to face rejection junction.


Are you?

Monday, April 23, 2012

Rejection Junction
What’s Your Function?
Picking Up Authors and Writers and Clauses…

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by Hilde Garcia

What to do while I wait for a reply or a contract or a rejection letter?
  1. Eat chocolate
  2. Clean your garage
  3. Organize the sock drawer
  4. Stalk your editor on Facebook- no wait, only in my dreams
  5. Post on your blog
  6. Eat more chocolate
  7. Watch a movie
  8. Pretend not to care
  9. Look in my mailbox every day, every hour, (not my real mailbox, the electronic one)
  10. Relax and start a new project- hah, easier said than done.
So, the hard part about waiting is waiting.  It makes no sense, but my mind won’t let go of all the expectations I have for that manuscript once it left my hot little computer. 

I fantasize about what might happen, the famous people I will meet, the loads of money that I will earn.  I hope I am like a breakout author who has instant success.  I dread rejection, I mean, how dare anyone say something is wrong with my work.

Maybe I should occupy my waiting time with writing?

Jane Yolen said it best when she says rule number one is “B. I. C. - butt in chair.”

There is nothing I can do, no amount of hoping that will make the process go faster or change the outcome of my project.  I find that after I sent out my story, feeling confident I will get a quick reply- (it’s been 3 months, should I worry?)- I can’t even think of another story.

It’s like my mind is stuck on the one I sent out because I haven’t had closure with it yet.  How can another idea pop into my head with that open wound?  I say wound because until it is published and making me money, it won’t seem like it’s healed.

The hard part for me is the idea. This was my first novel, my first attempt at writing and even being part of a blog and a critique group.  I had a solid and great idea.  I turned it into a book with my group’s help. I got people interested in it and sent it off as requested.

I felt bold.  And boom, now what?  I got nothing.  Will my group think I am a fraud? A one hit wonder?

So, what to do when you send the manuscript out? 

Write, write and write! 

Even if it never sees the light of day, if I keep putting one word in front of the other, something good is bound to develop. (Right? Someone please tell me this is true.)

In the meantime, I will eat chocolate and organize my sock drawer (and yeah, keep writing.)

Monday, April 9, 2012

How to Deal with Rejection - The Sequel

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Mexican-In-Residence
It has come to the attention of The Management that in these uncertain economic times, coping with manuscript rejection notices has become fraught with peril. We submit as cautionary tales certain correspondence we have received here at the Pen And Ink Blogspot virtual office. Name and places have been changed to protect our reputation.

Dear Pen And Ink,
I got a rejection letter from XXXXX at XXXXXXXX and I can’t stop eating soap. What should I do? Not just any soap. I shop at a soap boutique and a bar costs $20.00 per ounce. My previous rejection letter from XXXXX at XXXXXXX and XXXXXX caused me to lick stamps. I need help.
Signed,
Dial Dilettante
Dear Dilettante, 
Ease off on the boutique soap by wrapping cheap generic soap bars in the expensive boutique wrappings. This will trick your despairing mind into thinking you’re still consuming expensive soap without the actual cost. We also recommend a good anti-acid.
Sincerely,
The Management

Dear Pen And Ink,
XXXXXX from XXXXXXX sent me a polite response saying that my manuscript was not right for them and that the Restraining Order is effective as of today. I think this is unfair. The rejection notice, I mean, not the Restraining Order. I think I over did the emailing every day to XXXXXX asking, “Did you read it yet?” It’s not like I drove by XXXXX’s condo and camped out in the car with a Zeiss Infrared Telescopic 444H Camera aimed at their window. How can I get back into XXXXXX’s good graces?
Sincerely,
M. Surveillance
Dear Surveillance,Wow! A Zeiss Infrared. Does that come with a covert illumination at 950nm wavelength? Uh…naturally, we don’t condone this sort of behavior – unless it’s our Mexican-In-Residence; he’s a little creepy when it comes to observational behavior. Oh sure, he says he’s doing research but we think…well – and we strongly advise you observe the terms of the Restraining Order.
Sincerely,
The Management

Dear Pen And Ink,
Which one of you is Ink?
Sincerely,
Pencil Looking for Mature Eraser
Dear Pencil,
Did you have a question?
Sincerely,
The Management

Dear Pen and Ink,
Life has no meaning. I’m giving up the letter M and the sound chkka poh I write and I write and I write and what does it get me. The cat needs pajamas. The alligator needs new shoes. The living room pendulum needs varnishing. I don’t have enough time in the day or night to get all these things done. I’ve decided to seek a meditative retreat and regroup my thoughts and get in touch with my inner muse. Lately, my muse has been out late, partying with the wrong crowd and coming home reeking of Christian Dior. I think it’s time to end this relationship, but I still want to be friends.
Sincerely,
Unrequited Unicycle
Dear Unrequited,
Now is not the time to rush into life changing decisions. One of our group – we won’t mention any names but you know who we’re talking about – gave up the letter O after a most severe query letter critique. He … or she… had to perform a great many Search and Replace functions on his…or her… manuscript accepting back the letter O. As for your dysfunction muse, we suggest a 12 Step Program. There’s no shame in seeking help. A certain member of our group – again we won’t mention any names but you know who we’re talking about – admits he…or she…is powerless over his/her muse.
Sincerely,
The Management
As you can see dear reader, many are challenged in different ways with literary rejection. We would encourage you keep the faith and keep writing.

Of course, if you don’t find this posting helpful, then well…that’s okay…we’re not…sniffle, sniffle…offended or anything. We only wrote it for you with no personal gain, but it would be nice if you posted a comment sometime. If you really mean it, not like you feel sorry for us or anything. We won’t feel rejected. No we won’t. We promise not to look at our traffic software and track you down, those who read but don’t comment. NO. We won’t do that. Nope. Not us.

Sincerely,
The Management

Monday, March 21, 2011

Hilde’s Top Ten Things
To Do With a Rejection Letter

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by Hilde Garcia

From now on- “IT” refers to “the letter
10 - Order a pizza. Make sure to get grease on IT.
- Let your kids color on IT.
- Eat a Bag of Doritos and use IT as a napkin.
- Play desk basketball with IT.
- Make a paper airplane with IT and throw it into your neighbor’s yard.
- Throw a party and use IT as a dartboard.
- Use IT for origami.
- Change the name on IT and send IT to someone you don’t like.
2- Look for mistakes in IT and return IT to sender.
1- Read IT. Sigh. Eat a pound of chocolate.
It is only a word. NO

If you turn the word around, it spells ON, as in, “You’re on. I’ll get published in spite of your NO.” And then laugh all the way to the bank when you do.

No is just that, no. It doesn’t mean anything more than that, unless you give it more meaning. And at least in the publishing world, it’s a nice NO, on letterhead, sometimes even with a personal note of encouragement. 

In the word of show biz, you don’t even get that. You get, “You’re not the right type,” right to your face and in front of everyone else. And then they yell, “next.” 

That’s brutal. A rejection letter is not.

It took Dr. Seuss 33 tries before he heard yes for The Cat in the Hat. Jack London received over 600 letters. He used them for wall paper.

Therefore enjoy the rejection and the chocolate. It’ll make the Yes all the sweeter.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

THE ANNIVERSARY EDITION
A Year of Spectacular Postings

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Photo by L. Fernandez
Critique Offer
Last Day. Last Day. Last Day.
Offer Ends Today at the Stroke of Midnight.
That's it.
The End.
No More.
Done.

In honor of our anniversary, we are offering a Peer Review Critique! We build our email list. You get a critique of the first three pages of your current MS. Everybody wins.
 
We are not agents nor editors, we are writers, we understand how you feel. We know sometimes, a new pair of eyes works wonders.

In these tough economic times, it's nice to know that some things are still free!

This limited time offer begins November 1st and ends November 30th, 2010.

What kind of critique?

That depends on which one of us does the critique. We all have different strengths. 
  • Hilde G. the quietest member of our group, will search for voice and help you strengthen it.
  • Lupe F. caresses characters, palpitates plots, and strokes styles. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Outcall Service Available.
  • Sue B. often swirls your thoughts around in her magic teapot and puts them in a new order.
  • Kris K. the picture book writer and sanest member of our group excels at logic problems, fact verification and all things grammatical.
Guidelines:
  • Must be first three pages of your story.
  • One story per author.
  • Please do not submit unedited Nano Pages.
  • Submit to penink04@gmail.com. Put Critique request in the subject line.
  • Provide us with your name, email address, genre and a brief synopsis in an email and then attach your document.
Happy Writing!

Sunday, November 21, 2010

THE ANNIVERSARY EDITION
A Year of Spectacular Postings

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Photo by L. Fernandez
Pen & Ink is One Year Old
...but only for one week and three days.

In honor of our anniversary, we are offering a Peer Review Critique! We build our email list. You get a critique of the first three pages of your current MS. Everybody wins.

We are not agents nor editors, we are writers, we understand how you feel. We know sometimes, a new pair of eyes works wonders.

In these tough economic times, it's nice to know that some things are still free!

This limited time offer begins November 1st and ends November 30th, 2010.

What kind of critique?

That depends on which one of us does the critique. We all have different strengths.
  • Hilde G. the quietest member of our group, will search for voice and help you strengthen it.
  • Lupe F. caresses characters, palpitates plots, and strokes styles. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Outcall Service Available. 
  • Sue B. often swirls your thoughts around in her magic teapot and puts them in a new order.
  • Kris K., the picture book writer and sanest member of our group excels at logic problems, fact verification and all things grammatical.
Guidelines:
  • Must be first three pages of your story.
  • One story per author.
  • Please do not submit unedited Nano Pages.
  • Submit to penink04@gmail.com. Put Critique request in the subject line.
  • Provide us with your name, email address, genre and a brief synopsis in an email and then attach your document.
 Happy Writing!

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Depression - The Motion Picture

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Depression is not a glamorous mental illness. Brad Pitt won’t be starring in a major motion picture joy that becomes a franchise about depression. It’s not an active condition like Bi-Polar Disorder, Schizophrenia, or Dissociative Identity Disorder. Depression is a passive condition. Lots of crying. Sleeping. Prolonged malaise. Not photogenic.

Dude, where’s the laughs?

Depression is not about getting the “blues” or “feeling down.” It’s a prolonged state of melancholy, of helplessness, of inactivity and no amount of cheerful encouragement helps.

This blog ain’t helping.

I should know. I deal with depression.

Now why did you have to go and write that? Some big time agent could read this and think “this guy’s a nut. I’m not going to touch him with 1350 miligrams of Luvox.”

I consider depression the ultimate writer’s block. Due to joining SCBWI, reading YA and MG books, attending various conferences, and joining two writing critique groups, my writing craft has improved. I am now more prolific than I was five years ago…and yet the depressive episodes continue to intensify in severity.

At least post a goofy image?

My first blog for Pen & Ink was called Failure Is An Option. I wrote about the need to accept failure as part of the process of writing. Not every sentence works. Not every plot point is necessary. That’s what revision is about. When something doesn’t work, I, the Writer rewrite and fix it. Depression requires constant management.

A weekend in Vegas should take care of you.

I care about writing. I have a passion for it. I have a modicum of talent for creating stories. I gather resources like books, conferences and critique groups to achieve my goal of creating a work of great beauty and a great story. So too, I gather resources to deal with the depression. One of those resources is to write about it. Depression is an isolative, secretive condition.

I wish you’d kept this blog a secret.

If you deal with depression, get help. Don’t suffer in silence. If someone you know deals with depression…listen to them.

I’m tuning you out after this. And what’s with this phony dialog?

The dialog device was used by early philosophers to discuss sensitive or complex subjects. The Galileo used this method to compare and contrast the Copernican system of planetary movement with the traditional Ptolemaic system.

Galileo? Okay, that one I know. That’s the name of the shuttle craft on the Starship Enterprise. Original series, of course.

Of course. Now back to writing.

(Photos by Senor Guadalupe Fernandez)

Friday, June 25, 2010

The Slush Pile

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by Lupe Fernandez

After listening to editors and agents speak, I salute the great work they perform in their quest for that great manuscript. When they mention The Slush Pile, I wonder what that repository of hope, that monument of potential looks like?

Monday, May 24, 2010

Famous Rejection Letter in History by Kris Kahrs

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For those writers among us who are inspired by the rejection letters of the big dogs, here is one of Herman Melville’s from his British publisher, just after the publication of Moby Dick in New York, but before its subsequently botched release.

May 18, 1851

Mr. Herman Melville
104 E. 26th St.
New York, New York
U.S.A.

My Dear Sir,
We have read with great interest your intriguing effort of Moby Dick, or The Whale, and while it fortified us greatly, despite the somewhat vision-impairing length of the manuscript, we were wondering if changing certain of the story’s elements might not buoy its purchases at the shop, as it were?
First, we must ask, does it have to be a whale?
While this is a rather delightful, if somewhat esoteric, plot device, we recommend an antagonist with a more popular visage among the younger readers. For instance, could not the Captain be struggling with a depravity towards young, perhaps voluptuous, maidens? We are sure that your most genial friend and fine author, Nathaniel Hawthorne, would be instructive in this matter? Mr. Hawthorne has much experience introducing a delicate bosom heaving with burning secrets into popular literature.
I’m afraid that while we can appreciate the heartiness with which Captain Ahab pursues his passion for fishing, we would find it estimably helpful on your behalf to leave out his personal belief system. Let us not identify one faith over another, in such sense, that were it to prove an offense to our readers, this would most certainly thin shillings from our purse. If this development affects your character’s motivation disagreeably, then would it not suffice to make him a Lutheran? Everyone knows that Lutherans always have a “bee in their bonnet” anyway and there are not quite so many of them in London.
Bentley & Son appeals to your more libertine nature and requests that (for heaven’s sake, we are trying to sell books here) you discard the employment of ‘thou” and “thee” as it will put the reader too much in mind of the Vicar’s sermon on Sunday, and thus, ruin a good Saturday night read as being just “too much of a good thing”.
All in all we were quite delighted with your previous efforts, Typee and Omoo. They were just the thing, what with the cannibalism and native non-state of dress and all. We remain hopeful for more of the same.
Yours in commercial endeavors,
Peter J. Bentley
Editor
Bentley & Son Publishing House
New Burlington St.
London, England