(Come on....you know you want to.)
Explicamelo mas the part about writing in Spanish. I've tried adding the ex-girlfriend thing to no avail. Sympathy, please (for my poor Spanish skills and writing travails).
Spanish is a language of magical realism, unrequited love and CIA plots to overthrow democratically elected governments in favor of dictatorships.Sincerely,Rebel Without a Date
I love this! So true.
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Don't hang up! Please, are there more options?(This is hilarious. Thank you!)
I'm still laughing...wish it were this easy.
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This was awesome! Which one of you created this, or was it a joint production?thanks for sharing,Namaste,Lee
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haha~ funny! thank you for your share~ ........................................
Amazing service. You covered everything!
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LOL! Lupe, you are the funniest ever!! And - it is so positive, true . . . and just plain funny.
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So who would answer the phone at the call center, I wonder. Would it be "Kevin Anderson?"
Dear Mr. Christopher,You are correct. Mr. Kevin Anderson from Salt Lake City, Utah, (despite his Indian accent, Mr. Anderson is not working from Bombay) would be at your service.Sincerely,The Management
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