Explicamelo mas the part about writing in Spanish. I've tried adding the ex-girlfriend thing to no avail. Sympathy, please (for my poor Spanish skills and writing travails).
The author of "Customer Support" post was that advocate of adverbs, that deviant of dialog, that stud of syntax, that man about town, Mr. Lupe Fernandez. He was inspired by a recent cable installation.
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Explicamelo mas the part about writing in Spanish. I've tried adding the ex-girlfriend thing to no avail. Sympathy, please (for my poor Spanish skills and writing travails).
ReplyDeleteSpanish is a language of magical realism, unrequited love and CIA plots to overthrow democratically elected governments in favor of dictatorships.
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I love this! So true.
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This was awesome! Which one of you created this, or was it a joint production?
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ReplyDeleteThe author of "Customer Support" post was that advocate of adverbs, that deviant of dialog, that stud of syntax, that man about town, Mr. Lupe Fernandez. He was inspired by a recent cable installation.
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Amazing service. You covered everything!
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LOL! Lupe, you are the funniest ever!! And - it is so positive, true . . . and just plain funny.
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ReplyDeleteSo who would answer the phone at the call center, I wonder. Would it be "Kevin Anderson?"
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ReplyDeleteYou are correct. Mr. Kevin Anderson from Salt Lake City, Utah, (despite his Indian accent, Mr. Anderson is not working from Bombay) would be at your service.
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The Management