Monday, April 18, 2016

Upcoming Holidays

It was Hilde's turn to post, but she's opted out till school ends. Between the classes she is taking and the classes she is teaching, she's finding almost no time to sleep, less write.
I haven't got a post in my head, so here is a list of Holidays, should you be searching for a topic of conversation. I took the from two different sites, so you can choose.
The first Calendar is from Holiday Insights
They failed to mention that April 19th is the anniversary of the Battle of Concord and Lexington. But
I forgive them because of Mother Goose Day.  What's your favorite strange Holiday?

Saturday April 23Talk Like Shakespeare Day Duh. It's Shakespeare's birthday. Shoot him a card.
Sunday, April 2Hug an Australian Day
Monday, April 27Babe Ruth Day
Thursday, April 30 
Friday, May 1Mother Goose Day
Sunday, May 3Lumpy Rug Day
Monday, May 4Star Wars Day
Wednesday, May 6No Diet Day
Friday, May 8No Socks Day
Monday, May 11Eat What You Want Day
Tuesday, May 12Limerick Day
Wednesday, May 13Frog Jumping Day
Thursday, May 14National Chicken Dance Day
Friday, May 15National Chocolate Chip Day
Saturday, May 16National Sea Monkey Day
Sunday, May 17Pack Rat Day
Monday, May 18Visit Your Relatives Day
Thursday, May 21National Waiters and Waitresses Day
Monday, May 25National Tap Dance Day
Sunday, May 31

The Next list is From Holiday Insights

18 International Juggler's Day - also applies to multi tasking office workers
18 Newspaper Columnists Day 18 Patriot's Day - third Monday of the month 19 National Garlic Day 20 Look Alike Day 20 Volunteer Recognition Day 21 Kindergarten Day 21 National High Five Day third Thursday 22 Girl Scout Leader Day 22 National Jelly Bean Day 23 Lover's Day 23 National Zucchini Bread Day - they hold this at a time when you are not sick of all that zucchini. 23 Take a Chance Day 23 World Laboratory Day 24 Pig in a Blanket Day 25 East meets West Day 25 World Penguin Day   26 Hug an Australian Day 26 National Pretzel Day 26 Richter Scale Day 27 Administrative Professionals Day (Executive Admin's Day, Secretary's Day) -  date varies 27 Babe Ruth Day 27 National Prime Rib Day 27 Tell a Story Day 28 International Astronomy Day 28 Great Poetry Reading Day 28 Kiss Your Mate Day - guys, do not forget this one. Kiss her, then read her some poetry. 28 Take Your Daughter to Work 4th Thursday 29 Arbor Day  -last Friday of month 29 Greenery Day 29 National Shrimp Scampi Day 30 Hairstyle Appreciation Day 30 National Honesty Day
World Tobacco Day



  1. Sue, I love the idea of a Mother Goose Day. But is this perhaps the 2015 calendar? I'm confused.

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