Dispatch #9: How is Wedding Planning Like Writing a Manuscript?

The Happy Couple

by Lupe Fernandez

Wedding planning and manuscript writing have items in common? Is this another excuse to post vacation images?

Yes.
No.

First there is the engagement, a proposal of commitment to start something with a goal in mind.

Kauai, North Shore

Then find a venue, a location. Where will all the characters meet? Who will be invited? What roles will the participants play?

Once the venue is found, how will it be decorated? The place needs a color scheme, a lighting design and furniture.

Will characters, participants be able to move around? How will they get to the venue? Will they come earlier or later in the event?

Bubba's Burgers

What will everyone eat? What kind of food to the characters like? Not everyone will be satisfied.

Everyone loves music. Live or recorded. What genre? What emotions will the music evoke?

There's a rehearsal dinner for the characters to practice. If something doesn't go right, then a change, a revision of action is required.

Rugged Adventure Garb

What will the main characters- the bride, the groom, maid of honor, best man - wear?

The actual wedding starts with the ceremony, the matrimonial inciting incident.

Other details like cake, invitations or flowers will come up as the planning/writing progresses. Will these items be the cause of "Oh My God How Will We Pay for This?" or "This detail needs to be included in the story."

Once the event occurs, the vows done and edits done, when the couple become newlyweds and the manuscript transforms into a book, will it last?

How many anniversaries will they celebrate? We all hope many years of productive and profitable years.

We'd like congratulate for Foreign Correspondent for his recent engagement and forth coming marriage. This in no way excuses him from writing posts for this blog.

Sincerely,

The Management

December 2011 - First Lines

by Susan Berger

I am visiting Kailua on Oahu and I spent a few hours at the library there gathering first lines.

This is not the Library 

Two of these lines are from nominees for the 2012 Nene award. The Nēnē Award is an annual award given by Hawai‘i’s children for the best children’s fiction book. Students in grades 4, 5 and 6 vote. Here is the link to this year's nominees.

I was delighted to see Carolyn Hennesy's book Pandora Gets Jealous on the list. Pen and Ink interviewed Carolyn earlier this year.

Ka'ula, a prospective Nene voter. 

Enjoy these lines and I will post answers and links to the books in a couple of weeks.

1) I had just come to accept that my life would be ordinary when extraordinary things began to happen. 

2) The hat in question was owned by Mrs. Constance Lovestock. Mrs. Lovestock was a woman of some years, even greater means and no children. She was not a woman who did things by half measures. Take her positions on swans. She thought them the most beautiful, graceful creatures in the world. 

3) "PLAY BALL!" called the home plate umpire of Ebbets Field. It was Major League Baseball's Opening Day - April 15, 1947. The Brooklyn Dodgers were playing the Boston Braves. 

4) It was one the most important moments in Nathaniel Fludd's young life and he was stuck sitting in the corner. 

5) HOW TO COOK AND EAT CHILDREN 

A cautionary Tale by the Witch Fay Holaderry 

I love children. Eating them, that is. 

6) Ah Kee hummed as he carried his basket of guavas. Today was his birthday and Ma was taking him to the market. 

7) Maybe you know. The feeling of how junk it is when summer ends.

8) Around 5:00 a.m. on a warm summer morning in October, 1953, my Aunt Belle left her bed and vanished from the face of the earth.

9) Even as a little girl I had thought that the swamp was a magical place where new lives began and old lives ended, where enemies and heroes weren't always what one expected, and where anything could happen, even to a clumsy princess. 

10) There was once an old and somewhat wise woman whom everyone called Grandy. She’d just suffered a big loss in her life. Pops, her husband, suffered the same loss, but in his own way. This is the story of how Grandy faced her loss by setting out to make tear soup.

How Not to Write on Vacation

by Hilde Garcia

Easier said than done.  I had wanted to write about many things such as lofty ideas and writing styles, or how to speak to your agent while revising your novel.  On our family’s first road trip, I’m thrilled at the prospect of traveling the country via car and posting prophetic thoughts.  I also planned to finish the next draft of my manuscript to send to my agent.

Everything went wrong outside the Holland Tunnel in New Jersey.

First of all, beware of snacks your kids are fed by well meaning grandparents and friends of the family while on vacation.  Mixed with milk, it makes for a nasty combination.

“Hey kids, look there is the line that divides New York and New Jersey underwater.”

“Oooh,” kids chime.

“Mommy can I have some milk?”

“Sure,” I say.  It’s the first hour of our roadtrip and all is well.  We’ve had a great week with the grandparents who served as amazing tour guides.  New York City survived our motley crew.  I’ve opened up my laptop and I’m ready to write.

“Look, kids, we are in New Jersey,” says Daddy.  We take the sign that says 1-78.

“Mommy, I don’t feel good,” says my son.

Before I have a chance to turn around, I hear the oh so familiar sound of vomit being projected all over the back seat, his clothing and the new and nicely packed car activities.

“Crap!”  Yep, I said it in three languages.  I yelled at my son.  I swear to the moon.  I am pissed and thankful that my computer didn’t get slimed.  My husband is mad at my swearing and because I yelled at our kid.

Then I remember throwing up in the same place, at the same age, many years ago when I lived in New Jersey.  It must be genetic.

“Oh, sorry, dear and sorry sweetie,” I say, close to tears from the smell and from being such a bad mom.  But I was looking forward to finally sit down and write after a fun filled week of madness.  Instead, it’s clean up on aisle six.

I call my in laws who are following us for this first leg of our journey and signal them to pull over to the most run down gas station I have ever seen somewhere off of Exit 14 in Jersey City. 

“Ok, battle stations.  Mom, you get Sam and hose him down in the bathroom.  Here are new clothes for him.” 

I ask my daughter to sit and color and not move as I open her window.  My husband grabs a hose and starts on the toys, art supplies and bottle caps.  My son had collected quite a few of them, compliments of the drink fest from my husband, his brother and their friends.  I break out the wet ones and begin disinfecting the car, the floor, the seats.  My husband is attacking the car seat cover within an inch of its life. 

After about 30 minutes, we are de slimed and ready to hit the road.  When my son says, “Can I have more milk?”  There is a resounding NO from 2 adults and his sister.  Before we get on the road, I secure all slimed clothing in a zip lock bag.  Yes, I am prepared and tell my son that the paper bag in front of him is not for his car, but in case he needs to hurl again.

“Hurl?”  My sons says.

Both my husband and I laugh.  I’m in no mood to write.  I’m trying to get over the smell and the clean up and there is no alcohol to help.

We spent the next day in Virginia Beach.  I meant to write that night too, but my best friend’s husband showed me the most exquisite collection of coins dating back to Alexander the Great and muskets from Revolutionary days and well there was no writing.

“So honey, aren’t you going to write?”  I’m in the car, counting mile markers on the way to Charlotte.  I consult an old road map- on purpose- no GPS for us on this trip.  We went old school and decided to just find our way without electronics.

“Sure,” I take out my laptop and set myself up in the front seat while the kids watch a movie.  But I shut my eyes against a nasty sun glare and the hours of no sleep finally catch up to me.  And well, there was more snoring than writing.

My husband nudges me awake.  “What about your self imposed deadline with your agent, dear,” he grins.

“Yeah, yeah, I know.  I’ll do it when we get to Charlotte.”  Right.  I wipe some drool.

But there are other obstacles in Charlotte, North Carolina which make it impossible to stay on task.  There was sushi to eat.  Cake to savor.  Wii to play.  Wine to sip.  No writing, yet again. 

The post ideas got out of my head, the keyboard does not entice me, but an entire bag of starburst did as we traveled to Tampa.  I’m sneaking them while the kids watched their movie.  I mean, what kind of a role model would I be if my kids see me eat candy for breakfast?

I played baseball trivia, set up the kids with their activities and movies, feed everyone, monitor pee breaks and consult a map.  No time to write.  I will do it in Tampa.

In Tampa, drinking ensues, visit old friends, many hours in the pool and it isn’ t advisable to write with a laptop near the water.  I do start a letter to a friend that has been three years over due.  Seriously, they live in England and don’t have internet, so I’m determined to get them that letter.  I only have twins, they have triplets.  Certainly, I should be able to write a measly letter?

We arrive in Miami and drink margaritas on the beach for a week. 

I return to sunny CA and unpack us, get us settled, get kids in camp, catch up on paperwork, emails, calls and all that jazz and two months later, finally have time to write a post about writing while on vacation.

I highly advise against writing on vacation.  It can be hazardous to your vacationing.  But, then again, throw up outside the Holland Tunnel makes for good Middle grade fodder, doesn’t it?  And, no, I haven’t finished the letter to my English friends.

Happy trails.  May your iPad always be safe.

And may you always find time to write.